I’ll Take Them to Save Many Days

Ms Timbreland was a forgotfull person. Ever She forgot brought her spectacles when She got worked. Sometimes She forgot where She placed her novel book. In the other day She forgot to put sugar on her coffee.

But at that day She became sick. It because the wheather certainly cold. Her head got warmed, and caugh too. So She came to doctor in those day.

When She was in doctor.
“Doctor, I get headache, and caugh too,” said Ms Timbreland.
“Oh Alright, I’ll check you know.” The Doctor then examined her.
“It’s not a really problem now. This is aspirine, some vitamins, and antibiotique too. Each three times_one day for three days, each one capsule per consumption after eat. You can also back if your condition going worst, but I’m not hope at that kind,” The Doctor said.

But tomorrow, she gone back at those doctor once more.
“Doctor, I get worst. My head going warmer, my caugh do not cure yet,” said Ms Timbreland.
“Really? It’s rather strange I think. But alright Ms Timbreland, are medicines that I brought for you yesterday extant? So I can change the medicine with the other after I examine you again,” asked The Doctor.
“Err... all medicines are empty now, I’ve eat up them all. Because I’m very forgetfull person, so I took them to save many days. Im afraid I forget to eat them sometimes.”

Better You Pay in Installment first

Mr John had a Office, and he was a bos. But he was nasty at all, and for the other bad thought about him: He really loved his money and never let anyone to got it at him, although he must cheated them all. Someday he cheated his secretary, and next day he cheated his manager too.

Someday Mr Longbow_the security came to Mr John. He was a good person, but he was not the deep thought person, in any other mean that he was plain and rather stupid at all.

“Mr John, I have you to do something, because it is very important, please you realise my request.”

Mr John had a bit confused about the Mr Longbow done.

“Alright, you should explain first, what is IT?”

Mr Longbow then said.

“I meet the soothsayer, he talked that he can doubled my money. If it 200, it become 400. If it 3000 it become twice too.”

“So?” asked Mr John.

“I want to borrow 1000 dollars from you, I promise I’ll take it back soon.”

Mr John had known that it is mostly a fraud thought. But at in instant time, he got an idea.

“You said that he can make twice this money. Alright, here your money 1000 dollars, take it.”

Mr Longbow took it happily. “Thanks Mr John, you are the best ones.”

“Ok, “ said Mr John. “It now 1000, assume it is 2000 now.” Mr Longbow nodded.

Mr John continued.

“Better before your debt make you confuse, better you pay in installment first at me 1000 dollars, then you got at least 1000 dollars you take it back at me when the soothsayer make it twice. You understand?”

“Ah, thats a good idea, I pay in installment for 1000 dollars to you then I’ll take back my borrowed money from you when the soothsayer done.”

Just Taste

Mrs Flechied had a dog. The dog’s name is Brown. The dog was very fierce as a wolf. But he became a good dog just when he faced Mrs Flechied only.

Someday a Postman came to Mrs Flechied house. Surely he came just to brought a letter to Mrs Flechied. But there was the dog behind the thin wooden wall, and the dog hadn’t be chained by Mrs Flechied.

And then as we know, the dog was bitted the Postman ass until his trousers got rip. So the Postman shouted.

“Help...help me!”

Mrs Flechied heard the voice and then gone out to found the voice, and surely She found the postman with the dog. But at same time the dog became tame.

“What’s going on?” Mrs Flechied asked.

“Your Dog bitting my ass!” answered the Postman.

Mrs Flechied face became red and said.

“It’s nonsense. Brown is a good dog, he never bitting someone, he just taste you!”

Don’t Die first, Mom

Mrs Stonebrings have a little boy, his name was James. James was a plain boy, but he wasn’t a bad boy. Mrs Stonebrings very loved and proud of him.

One day Mrs Stonebrings was sick and his husband must got worked. James hadn’t gone to school because his age wasn’t enough to enter. So His father asked James to looked after his mother during the father worked.

“Yes Dad,” said James.

“I know you’ll doing good things at your mother.” James Father laugh and gone.

James became very good boy at that morning. He made a glass of warm tea to his mother, brought her medicine, and hadn’t made a noise when his mother got slept.

But when it’s ten o’clock, his friend, Tommy, knocked at the door and shout loudly.

“James, let’s playing ball now!”

Suddenly James woke up from his chair and run at his slept mother.

“Mom, mom!” said James. His Mother of course opened her eyes.

“What’s problem James?” asked Mrs Stonebrings.

“I want to get out and playing ball with Tommy. Don’t die until I get back, Mom. Just an hour,” said James.

Sometimes It Is Mine

Hank lived in a small town, but then he got a job in a big city and moved there with his wife and his two children.

On the first Saturday In their new home, hank took his new red car out of the garage and was washing it when a neighbor came by. When he saw Hank’s new car, the neighnbor stopped and looked at it for a minute. Then he turned and saw him.

The neighbor said.
“That’s a nice car. Is it yours?”

“Sometimes,” Hank answered.

The neighbor was surprised. “Sometimes?” he said. “What do you mean?”

“Well,” answered hanks slowly, ”when there’s a party in town, it belongs to my doughter, Jane. When there’’s a football game somewhere, it belongs to my son, Joe. When I’ve washed it, and it looks really nice and clean, it belongs to my wife. And when it needs gas, it’s mine.”

Take from: Comprehension Pieces (L.A. Hill)